Ode to Jamie Campbell
2009 April 7
Sung to the tune of “The Brady Bunch” song
Dear Jamie Campbell
Oh how I hate thee
Your voice is garbage you sound like a gameshow host
your enunciation makes me want to punch you
I don’t like Leo but I dislike you the most
You look eleven
Your jokes are awkward
I swear to God you are a goofy fucking jinx
What kind of loser gets star-struck by Eugune Levy?
I bet Pat Tabler never wants to go for drinks
Oh Jamie Campbell
I sure do hate thee
Hearing your voice today just made me want to die
That you have not yet lost your job is just beyond me
I bet if you read this you’d begin to cry
Grow a mustache
Gene-eee-us! i sent it to drunkjaysfans.com
this is the greatest thing i have ever read. i fuckin hate jamie campbell so much
that is actually pretty funny. and i don’t even know who you’re talking about. dave said if i knew who rod black is it would be even funnier. i can only dream.
update your blog you slog.