Ode to Jamie Campbell

2009 April 7
by tonybitz

Sung to the tune of “The Brady Bunch” song

Dear Jamie Campbell

Oh how I hate thee

Your voice is garbage you sound like a gameshow host

your enunciation makes me want to punch you

I don’t like Leo but I dislike you the most

You look eleven

Your jokes are awkward

I swear to God you are a goofy fucking jinx

What kind of loser gets star-struck by Eugune Levy?

I bet Pat Tabler never wants to go for drinks

Oh Jamie Campbell

I sure do hate thee

Hearing your voice today just made me want to die

That you have not yet lost your job is just beyond me

I bet if you read this you’d begin to cry

Grow a mustache

3 Responses leave one →
  1. 2009 April 12

    Gene-eee-us! i sent it to drunkjaysfans.com

  2. 2009 May 8
    dustin permalink

    this is the greatest thing i have ever read. i fuckin hate jamie campbell so much

  3. 2009 November 24

    that is actually pretty funny. and i don’t even know who you’re talking about. dave said if i knew who rod black is it would be even funnier. i can only dream.
    update your blog you slog.

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